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1. During the Tony Awards opening number on Sunday, reality whore Poison front man Brett Michaels was injured after a run-in with the set.

The Rock of Love star performed Nothin’ But a Good Time with the cast of Rock of Ages and as he left the stage, a descending set piece hit him on the head and knocked him to the ground.

According to Tonys spokeswoman Christina Stejskal, the rocker “missed his mark.” His injuries are unknown but he did not break his nose.

2. Last night Rihanna went to the Staples Center to watch the Lakers defeat the Magic in overtime, but was she cheering for the home team or her friend/boyfriend Andrew Bynum?

We first broke the story that the two of them were hooking up back in March, and even though Bynum claimed they were “just friends”, he’s the only man (other than Jay-Z) she’s been seen with since Chris!

3. With the leak of the photo of David Carradine’s body to the Thai press over the weekend, the speculation has begun.

Upon first glance, media outlets have reported that the image shows a lifeless Carradine hanging from the clothes bar in the closet with his hands and genitals bound – in what appears to be an “auto-erotica scenario.”

There are also fishnets covering his body, a piece of red lingerie lying on the bed and what appears to be Carradine wearing a wig.

Although the family is refusing to rule out a homicide, could this have been a self-sex act gone wrong??

4. The Hills star was reportedly “convulsively throwing up” due to the ‘torture’ she was subjected to on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!!

Heidi was diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, and has since left the hospital after being put on a round of antibiotics.

As both punishment and in order to redeem themselves to their fellow I’m a Celebrity… cast mates, Speidi spent one day and one night in a dark room with the bare essentials to survive – water, rice and beans.

A chatty cathy on the set of the NBC reality program has described the “punishment” as “the same as Guantanamo Bay.”

Although it is more than a little shady that NBC Alternative Programming VP, Paul Telegdy, described the treatment of Spencer and Heidi as torture!

“They are now going to be examined, and their value system utterly deconstructed …These people really are going to bare their souls,” Telegdy told Ryan Seacrest last week.

Spencer has given his current lawyer the boot because Pratt is claiming he was the one who convinced the two to stay, and has plans to sue the pants off NBC.

Although NBC are keeping mum over the whole “torture” debacle involving Speidi in Costa Rica, ITV, the production company responsible I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here, have released a statement in an attempt to put the rumors to rest.

Writes ITV:

ITV Studios, producers of the series, state that press reports at this time are untrue. ITV has been producing this format around the world for many years and the health of the celeb participants are of the utmost importance. A medic and a doctor are present at the location at all times for all participants. All allegations of the celebrities being deprived of food and water are completely untrue.

5. The raunchy comedy, The Hangover, raked in about $43.3 million this weekend, just shy of Up’s $44.2, which held the top spot again…

Nonetheless, that’s a helluva lotta money for The Hangover! Do we have another Wedding Crashers on our hands? And does this mean Bradley Cooper will finally be a star? Only time will tell!

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Kristin Cavallari is already causing problems on The Hills and Lauren Conrad is not the least bit surprised.”I think she is just very opinionated and that’s how she has always been,” says L.C. Her advice on how to deal with Cavallari? “You know, it’s the same as dealing with anybody. Be yourself. That’s all you can do.” 
According to Stephanie Pratt, “We are not really fans of her. She doesn’t want to be friends with us. She wants to bring her acting skills to The Hills and yell at all of us. I have no idea why she doesn’t like us. I actually just had lunch with Lo [Bosworth] the other day, and we were just talking about how crazy this is.”
Newlywed couple Giuliana and Bill Rancic are getting their own “reality” television show in which “they juggle high-profile careers and married life while living apart in Chicago and Los Angeles.”Bill develops real estate in Chicago while Giuliana conducts interviews on the red carpet for E!. How are things going to play out???? well… The show premieres this summer on the Style network, corporate cousin to E!.
Zac Efron was spotted filming scenes for the HBO comedy Entourage Tuesday morning at the Beverly Hills Niketown store.Sources say that the rest of the Entrourage boys were not present, and Zac was talking on a cell phone during the scene.
After his hand-holding photo-op, we thought Adam Lambert was finally going public with his sexuality — but when TMZ asked what the deal was between him and this Shia LaBeouf-alike bf Drake, he closed that closet door again, refusing to say they’re together.
Eminem and Travis Barker were shopping on Melrose yesterday… Weird that they shop?

Whats your guilty pleasure?

Men don’t have “guilty pleasures.” We own, nay, celebrate what’s bad for us. Our obsessions are points of pride, not shame.

You’ll never see a guy wolf down a small mountain of waffles with a side of bacon and squeal, “Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I ate everything! I’m so ashamed.”

We will shamelessly sit in a nest of pizza crusts playing video games for endless hours. Unabashed tears will crawl out of the corners of eyes when the hometown team chokes at the last minute. Beer will be quaffed, their caloric potency mocked. These are the things that make life worth living.

Feeling bad about feeling good, even if the good is short-term, is for puritan chumps. If I could, I’d go out everywhere in my sweat pants.

Of course, overindulging has its prices. Sloth and gluttony are venial sins for a reason. But the whole idea of “guilty pleasures” is something that is lady-specific. Women feel shame over even tiny little hedonistic infractions.

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Rihanna is getting back on track and surrounding herself with the right people. Last night she was at Katsuya in LA with her mentor, Jay-Z. They must have been getting down to business as they were at a private table

Hip hop power couple Kelis and Nas are divorcing after 6 years of marriage. The worst party – she is 7 months pregnant. The two met at a 2002 MTV VMA after party thrown by Diddy in 2002 and tied the knot in 2003

Frenemy of Lauren Conrad Kristin Cavallari was asked how she will do on the next season and said “ill do better than Lauren”

Miss California Exec. Director Shanna Moakler admitted the organization paid ofr Prejean boob job. A fake chest is no reason is lose the pageant

According to a brand new report who broke the A-Rod steroid story a few months ago, some of the Yankees called him “Bitch Tits” because he allegedly had man boobs from steroids

Heidi and Spencer Pratt arrived at LAX yesterday in masks and then decided to have a make out session in front of the paps with the masks still on. Desperate

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Opening movies:
17 Again – Zac Efron
Crank High Voltage – Jason Statham
State of Play – Russell Crow

Lil Kim gets her Bently repoed by the po po last year and now the car is the center of attention for a grand theft auto case! TMZ has confirmed the ultra-expensive Bentley actually belonged to record producer Scott Storch but here’s the catch  — dude’s lease ran out in ’07 and he never gave the car back to the Florida-based leasing company. So Instead of giving the car back like her was supposed to … he gave it to Lil Kim! hahah smart? Storch was arrested and charged with grand theft auto for failing to return the car — and the repo company figured out that he had given it to Kim.

Ms. Britney Spears has a Stalker!! 26 year old Miranda Tozier-Robbins was caught in complete camoflauge acting suspicious outside Spears private home in Calabassas around 10:50am yesterday morn, but our girl britney wasnt home!  According to the incident report, security asked her to leave, but the woman “balked at their requests” and had to be physically escorted off the property.

Friend of the block Ryan Seacrest has scored a new girl!
The American Idol host was spotted over the weekend with a mystery gal, hugging and caressing her in Paris.
Well, the unknown brunette gal pal has finally been revealed… her name is Jasmine Waltz.
A source says that “She’s a cocktail waitress at Guys nightclub in LA, and that’s where they met.”

The Hills reality stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were spotted making a quick visit to a “special” sort of pharmacy in West Hollywood. Which can only mean that they are card carrying members of the California medical marijuana club.Their rep, who did not deny that they bought some of the good green stuff, said that the couple was there filming something for a web-based reality show.
Slumdog Millionare producers are FINALLY giving back !! The filmmakers of the Oscar-winning movie have announced that they will be donating money to help the children living in the Mumbai slums. They’ll be donating close to $1 million, in order to create a five-year program which will provide healthcare and education for kids. And aside from the money, a trust has also been created to look after two child stars of the film and help ensure they get an education and proper housing.

Apparently, Thailand rubs Jansen Panettiere the right way. The 14-year-old little brother of Hayden Panettiere attended the star-packed Los Angeles premiere of 17 Again on Thursday night, when a reporter broached the topic of his recent world travels. So what’s been his favorite part of traversing the globe so far? Getting massages. In Thailand. “I really enjoyed Thailand; that was incredible,” Panettiere raves. “Bangkok—I’m sorry, but that’s the coolest place on Earth. There’s so many things going on. It’s like New York City. You can go out and get a five-dollar incredible massage.” Giggity! The young man certainly seems to know a lot about where…

Tweet of the Day

Tim’s conversation with Spencer Pratt

Tim: @spencerpratt I think the joke is on you! Pretty sure the whole world hates you. Wouldn’t your Jesus loving girl say there is more to life?

Spencer: @TimMihalsky the fact that you would say the whole world hates me!!! Means I am doing something very right!!! Thanks for the pump up!!!

SPENCER PRATT=ASSHOLE

Entertainment

Chris Brown walked into an LA court room on Monday afternoon 30 minutes late and plead “not guilty” to felony charges against him. His lawyers are trying to get a plea deal ready so they can avoid a court case.
Guess the intervention worked because yesterday Lohan confirmed that they are broken up and she is working on herself

The Ronson’s staged an intervention last week that was not about drugs but to rid Sam of Lindsay Lohan Sam’s mom claims Lindsay was doing drugs this past weekend and does everything for attention. Oh and that she cuts herself.

The Hills premiered last night and boy was it intense. Heidi and Spencer seem to be showing us how it ends, Lauren got teary eyed. I think she is a mess and pathetic

Eminem has dropped his new single and I love it. He name drops everyone from Jessica Simpson to Lindsay Lohan, saMAN Ronson, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, Superman, Elvis and Sarah Palin.

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Although a few years ago Destiny’s Child called it quits, they are reuniting. However it is not by choice because sources are saying they still owe their label another album. It is likely to happen in 2011

Whitney Port is shoving a loofah in Rob Pattinson’s face! The MTV star had some words to say about Twilight “I havent read the books, but I saw the movie… I thought the movie was really bad” However she did say Rob was good-looking but the acting was just bad

So MTV has some good news. Real World has been picked up for another four seasons and there will also be producing more episodes of Real World/Road Rules Challenge

I do not give a flying eff about them but I was watching it last night and these bitches are so wack!!!!! Countess LuAnna de Lesseps. She has been married for 16 years to Count Alexandre de Lesseps but will not lose her title