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A high Malawian court has ruled that Madonna can adopt a second child from the count, 3 year old Chifundo “Mercy” James. Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo said that the singer’s commitment to helping disadvantaged children should have been taken into account when deciding on Madonna’s request to adopt Mercy.

Lindsay Lohan may be over Los Angeles. On Tuesday and Wednesday, Lindsay tweeted: “i am already bored of being in la after spending time in europe….it’s like high school here for the most part eeks” and “The lies jus don’t stop! Bring me back to paris.”

Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed of the Twilight Cast have committed to quit smoking to provide a better role models for their young fans. According to a source, the girls “know they are role models for little kids… If there are a ton of paparazzi photos of them smoking, that’s not a positive image.”

Russian traffic police have recruited Brad Pitt to help slow traffic in Siberia.
Cardboard cutouts of the actor dressed as a traffic cop have been placed by the most dangerous intersections in the city of Omsk.
Apparently, the campaign is working because officials claim accidents are down while drivers slow down to gaze.

Bye bye Chad Michael Murray! One Tree Hill just got a star that makes you look homely in comparison.
Robert Buckley is joining the cast!!!
Bucks will play Clayton, a spoiled, wealthy young sports agent who represents James Lafferty’s character Nathan Scott. The role was supposed to go to Brian Austin Green, but a deal could not be reached.

Gene Simmons is a little annoyed with Adam Lambert saying, “Mostly he should shut up about his sexual preferences. We, America, the rest of the world, really don’t care. I mean, if the story becomes ‘I prefer farm animals to,’ you know, who cares?”

Here it is:

CELEBRITY TOP 100 LIST REVEALED

Angelina Jolie has dethroned Oprah Winfrey as the world’s most powerful celebrity, according to Forbes.

The actress grabbed the No. 1 spot from the talk show queen on the magazine’s annual Celebrity 100 list, which ranks the rich and famous based on media exposure and career earnings over the past year.

Jolie, a reigning tabloid fixture, earned $27 million, bumping her up from third place on last year’s list, Forbes said, adding that she wields more power due to high-profile turns in hit films such as “Wanted” and “Kung Fu Panda.”

At No. 2, Winfrey is still the highest earner _ $275 million.

Madonna came in third, trailed by Beyonce, Tiger Woods, Bruce Springsteen and Steven Spielberg.

Two other celebs tied up in Jolie’s tabloid universe _ Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt _ came in at eighth and ninth place, respectively.

Tenth place goes to Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant, thanks in part to endorsement deals scored after the Beijing Olympics.

About halfway down the list sits a very familiar face: President Barack Obama. At No. 49, Obama’s the first sitting head of state to appear on this Forbes fixture because of his worldwide fame, his historic election and his career as a best-selling author.

Talkarazzi

1. Well, whaddya know? Nadya Suleman is being slapped with a major law$uit! Once you cross infamous famewhoring lawyer Gloria Allred, there’s no telling what sort of legal dramz you’re in store for! Allred, on behalf of her client, former child actor and advocate for child labor rights Paul Petersen, is suing the Octo-Mom for “exploiting” her Octo-Army!

2. Rihanna Cancelled comeback Concert in Dubai and remains in Los Angeles. But our girl didnt stay under the radar for long, Rihanna surprised everyone by making her first official public appearance since the Chris Brown incident at the Met’s Costume Institute annual gala in NYC. And she looked so fierce and fashion-forward in a tuexdo!

3. Speaking of the Met’s Costume Gala, Madonna was THE worst dressed of the night HANDS DOWN!!!!! EVERYTHING, is wrong with this outfit. She look like that bunny thing from that movie Donnie Darco with jake gylenhyall

4. Sugar Ray is making a comeback… why?

5. Megan Fox is on the cover of Elle

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Rihanna is getting back on track and surrounding herself with the right people. Last night she was at Katsuya in LA with her mentor, Jay-Z. They must have been getting down to business as they were at a private table

Hip hop power couple Kelis and Nas are divorcing after 6 years of marriage. The worst party – she is 7 months pregnant. The two met at a 2002 MTV VMA after party thrown by Diddy in 2002 and tied the knot in 2003

Frenemy of Lauren Conrad Kristin Cavallari was asked how she will do on the next season and said “ill do better than Lauren”

Miss California Exec. Director Shanna Moakler admitted the organization paid ofr Prejean boob job. A fake chest is no reason is lose the pageant

According to a brand new report who broke the A-Rod steroid story a few months ago, some of the Yankees called him “Bitch Tits” because he allegedly had man boobs from steroids

Heidi and Spencer Pratt arrived at LAX yesterday in masks and then decided to have a make out session in front of the paps with the masks still on. Desperate

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Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo is pregnant with 39 year old hubby Chris Ivery. A rep for the two have confirmed the news, saying, “It’s great news. They’re ecstatic.”

Liz Rosenberg is delusional. Madonna fell off a horse this weekend in Long Island and her publicist, Liz, is claiming it is because a pap jumped out of the bushes and startled the horse. The NY Post has pics proving otherwise. In the picture of her falling off, there is not a photographer close enough to startle the horse. So maybe Liz should just say the queen of freaks made a mistake.

Coachella was this weekend and the wanna be hipsters were in full attendance. David Hasselhoff, Kate Bosworth, Paris Hilton, Dough Reinhold, Jake Gyllenhal, Reese Witherspoon, Tara Reid and Zac Efron were all there looking grungy, sweaty and drunk

Jennifer Aniston is moving on quickly from John Mayer. She is said to be doing Gerald Butler. Rumors sparked last September when they are both doing it up at the Toronto Film festival. They were just friends when they met because of douche bag john mayer, but now that she is single, they’re back on

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Janice Dickinson, Geraldo Rivera and Rob Blagojevich are all doing a reality show on NBC called I’m a celebrity get me out of here.

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Funnyordie.com has a new video out of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens having a pool party. Lots of celeb cameos like Nicole Richie and Carmen Electra.

Madonna has turned her frown upside down. Madonna has made a generous donation to the Italian city Pacentro to aid the earthquake victims. Her grandparents lived in Pacentro until 1919.

US Magazine is out today and Lindsay Lohan is on the cover. She gives an exclusive interview saying that she feels so alone, everyone turned on her and Sam tried to break up with her multiple times but she threatened to kill herself.
A source at US magazine has said they did not pay her a penny

Cassie’s girl, Jessica Simpson, has been dropped from Sony Nashville. However, Simpson’s camp is quickly trying to make this ok by saying that she is still with Sony Nashville’s parent company, Epic Records. But when she moved to country she said she was never doing pop again so now that she is with Epic again, will there be another pop album? we hope so

The Hills star Lauren Conrad’s contract is up after this season but the finale has not been completed yet. An anonymous source says
“The producers would make Lauren react to a lot of potential scenarios, because they’re not yet sure how the finale will play out with the other characters… They would literally give her directions like, ‘Now react to Stephanie Pratt being pregnant!’ Lauren would just giggle and go for it. She also had to pretend to react to a fake story line about Audrina and Brody hooking up.”
MTV responded by saying “We couldn’t cut a show with Lauren’s fake reactions,”

Rejected

In a surprise move, a judge on Friday rejected Madonna’s request to adopt a second child from Malawi even though the country’s child welfare minister had supported Madonna’s application to raise the 3-year-old girl.

Madonna’s lawyer, Alan Chinula, refused to discuss the ruling further, saying only that he had passed it on to the pop star, who was in the southern African nation but did not attend Friday’s court hearing. Madonna can appeal the decision to Malawi’s Supreme Court.

Malawi adoption regulations require that prospective parents live in the southern African nation for at least 18 months.

The residency rule was waived in 2006, when Madonna was allowed to take her adopted son, David, to London before his adoption was finalized in 2008. It was not clear why Judge Esme Chombo ruled differently Friday. Another judge had handled Madonna’s previous adoption case.

When Madonna adopted David, she was still married to British film director Guy Ritchie. Their divorce became final earlier this year, and she was attempting to adopt 3-year-old Chifundo “Mercy” James as a single mother.

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They’re making Madonna pay a waiting game. On Monday, a Malawian judge held a closed-door court hearing with Madonna regarding her application to adopt 3 year old Mercy. The hearing was adjourned until Friday because the grandmother is fussing.

Elton John turned 62 and had his Birthday party at Hamburger Hamlet in LA. The Osbournes and Cindy Crawford were in attendance

Tim Allen had baby #2 named Elizabeth and is his 1st baby with wife Jane.

On Friday I reported that Rihanna was giving Frankie Delgado, Brody’s manager, a lapdance. Well luckily he is denying saying she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. Its Hollywood, people talk a lot

Rob Pattinson was interviewed and cleaned up his mess
Interviewer: Is it true that, I don’t know if you saw this, but a source on the set of ‘New Moon’ said that you don’t smell good, that you don’t shower?

Robert: I haven’t even been on the set yet!

Interviewer: You know the same thing went around about Zac Efron a while ago; that he doesn’t shower.

Robert: Really? He looks like he smells really good [laughs]. I also do shower.

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Jessica Simpson may be on the market soon because papa Joe is wanting her to call it quits with Tony saying that he is too much of a distraction the National Enquirer reports

Today is the day of the break ups. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not doing well. A friend of Jessica’s tells the Chicago Sun Times “Things are not going as smoothly as they would want people to think they are” So are they just very good actors?

Madonna nailed the final nail on baby Jesus’ cross. Sources are saying that she is growing old of there relationship. Duh

Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit is still stuck on Britney Spears. He said that dating britney “just became a fiasco”. His reason for Britney’s denial “I just guess at the time it was taboo for a guy like to be associated with a gal like her.”

T.R. Knight got into a car accident yesterday. Knight was trying to make a left turn in Hollywood with heavy  construction around. Two other vehicles were involved. The two other drivers were taken by ambulance to the hosptial but Knight walked about scratch free

Fame whores Kathy Griffin, Gloria Estefan and Rosie O’Donnell were spotted driving topless, convertible, in Miami… Uh attention whores?

I reported yesterday that my girl MiMi and Nick Cannon were moving to Santa Monica but I guess she decided to she wanted to be in the heart of LA. Rumor has it that she made an offer on Fleur Lys in Beverly Hills and it is listed at 125 million dollars. The home was built by Texan billionaire David Saperstein and has 15 bedrooms, gold embossed leather wall coverings, gold-leaf crown moldings a ballroom with ceiling frescoes and a library complete with rare books oh and a 3,000 square foot managers house

There is a Chris Brown and Rihanna rumored sex tape i really don’t care

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So maybe some sense was beaten into Rihanna because friends close to RiRi and Brown are saying the two are taking a break, because theyre on opposite ends of the country right now.

Miley Cyrus was at Robeks, one of my favorite places acting like she is trying to camouflage her self. however, according to One photographer said “she called us”

Madonna must need money to pay for her new condo. She will be coming out with a fourth greatest hits album. Sources say she will be recording new material for the greatest hits compilation

Oprah has a dog curse. She adopted Ivan and Sadie, two golden cocker spaniel puppies from a shelter in Chicago. Well, Ivan passed away this weekend from a dog disease called parvo.

Lastly, A-Rod is on the cover of Details Magazine. He looks more Roided out than ever and he is wearing a red Kabalah bracelet.

Why Gwynth, Why?

All we talk about is the economy and people losing there fortunes. Well, maybe Gweyneth Paltrow doesn’t have a TV because she is opening her own gym in NYC with her longtime trainer Tracy Anderson. They can’t get members so they’re cold calling people and asking them for a meeting. One person contacted said a membership is 4500 to join and hundreds of dollars a month.

Madonna dresses up!

Madonna was out last night dressed as Avril Lavigne as part of the Jewish Celebration of Purim at the Kabbalah center in NYC. Her 22 year old beau, Jesus, was right by her side dressed as the dark night.

Its official

Madonna and Guy Richie have announced they are getting divorced. Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg announced that after 8 years they are calling it quits. Sad.

When Madonna Speaks, you listen

Madonna said at her NYC show at Madison Square Garden:

“Sarah Palin must go! You’re not invited to my fucking show, and stop winking!