Sarah Palin VS. David Letterman

The Late Show is guilty of little more than a fleeting case of bad taste in its flap with Sarah Palin, host David Letterman said Wednesday night. Palin twice criticized Letterman this week over a top 10 list in which he joked about Palin’s daughter being “knocked up by Alex Rodriguez” and hit on by Eliot Spitzer. Seeming to willfully ignore that the jokes were clearly in reference to her oldest daughter Bristol, 18, Palin blasted Letterman in a statement over the “sexually perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl” and even accused him of encouraging sexual violence against minors. “These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl,” Letterman said in a lengthy segment addressing the criticism yesterday. “Am I guilty of poor taste? Yes. Did I suggest that it was O.K. for her 14-year-old daughter to be having promiscuous sex? No.”

Weird

Levi Johnston’s Sister Tattoos His Name on her Wrist…Sweet or Strange?

Bristol Palin

Star Magazine is reporting that Bristol has called off the engagement with her baby daddy, Levi… for being white trash

1. Star Magazine is reporting this. Really believable

2. Isn’t this the pot calling the kettle black… Hey, I’m just sayin’!

If you’re not going to be a virgin, learn what birth control is!

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin whose pregnancy during the presidential campaign made headlines, taped an interview for Greta Van Susteren’s “On The Record” on Monday night.

Both Bristol, appearing with her 2-month old baby Tripp for the first time, and her mother expressed skepticism about abstinence-only programs which her mother backed when running for governor in 2006.

When Van Susteren mentions abstinence in discussing Bristol’s surprise pregnancy, Sarah Palin responded: “It sounds naive. Life happens.”

Bristol also said that “everyone should be abstinent but it’s not realistic… [sex] is more and more accepted among kids my age.”

Bristol also warned about the dangers of teen pregnancy and said that she should have waited 10 years before having children.

“Of course I wish it would happen in like 10 years so I could have a job and education and my own house… But he brings so much joy. i don’t regret it at all.”

At the end of the interview, Sarah Palin gave a passionate speech against the fairness doctrine, which has been painted by conservatives as a prerogative of Democrats. She lauded a few members of the media whom she admires for asking tough questions – and all of whom happen to work for Fox News: Van Susteren, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck.

“Any attempt to squash these voices… that’s a threat to our democracy.”

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Levi Drops Out of High School

The news was buried in an AP story yesterday. Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s fiancé and soon-to-be baby daddy has dropped out of high school. He informed a reporter in what sounded like a casual interview that took place on his driveway. The news is surprising only insomuch as how closely it follows the national statistics on teen sex and pregnancy. Levi now falls into his predestined spot alongside all other teens dropping out of high school to prematurely become adults because of unplanned parenthood.

We Have a secret…

Be sure to tune in on Monday, the 29th. We have a huge announcement!!!!!

National Enquirer Strikes Again

The National Enquirer is continuing its foray into politicians’ personal lives this election season. Less than two months after the magazine’s investigation forced John Edwards to admit an extramarital affair with Rielle Hunter, the Enquirer has identified what it calls “Sarah Palin’s Other Man” — Todd Palin’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.

According to the Enquirer, the identity of Palin’s extramarital lover was confirmed by “no less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit.”

One Hanson family insider, Jim Burdett, passed a “rigorous polygraph test,” and went on the record telling the Enquirer, “I’ve known about Brad having had an affair for a long time, but it wasn’t until just recently that I learned his affair was with Sarah Palin.”

Another insider, who preferred to remain anonymous but provided the Enquirer with a sworn affidavit attesting to the affair, said, “Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she real­ized she was falling in love with him.”

The Enquirer has also taken credit for the announcement that Bristol Palin is pregnant, claiming that it was “triggered” by the fact that the magazine was about to break the news.

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Because this bitch said so

Bill O’Reilly, Jamie Spears, and Bristol Palin

December 20, 2007
Bill O’Reilly writes “On the pinhead front, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. The sister of Britney says she is shocked. I bet.

Now most teens are pinheads in some ways. But here the blame falls primarily on the parents of the girl, who obviously have little control over her or even over Britney Spears. Look at the way she behaves…”

Hmmmmmm, wonder what Billy boy has to say about Sarah Palin’s parenting skills concerning her daughter Bristol. Pinhead, much?

Classy in an understatement

So this vintage picture of Sarah Palin was leaked. Shirt says ” I may be broke, but I’m not flat busted.”

Also, photos of the classy pregnant Bristol Palin drinking Corona and Captain Morgan were leaked (perezhilton.com)… She is making Jaime Lynn Spears look like an angel.

I <3 CLASSY BITCHES