A sneaky Yankees fan, determined to avenge the indignity of a David Ortiz [stats] jersey that was embedded in the concrete at the new Yankee Stadium last year, says he’s engaged in his own subversive act.
At last week’s Phish show at Fenway Park [map], while other concert-goers snuck in weed, lifelong Yankees fan Ian Ferris claimed he was carrying a commemorative sack of official Yankees grass seed that he threw on hallowed Red Sox [team stats] turf . . . like some kind of Evil Empire Johnny Grass-seed!
“I’m a lifelong Yankee fan and someone buried an Ortiz jersey in the cement at our stadium in the Bronx, so this was a little retribution,” said Ferris.
Somewhere in the foul territory between first base and the Red Sox dugout, blades of Kentucky Bluegrass from the same stock used to green up Babe Ruth’s new house should be sprouting in, say, a week or so.
Ferris, 30, a New York transplant now managing a restaurant in Burlington, Vt., said it was his boss’ idea.
His friend bought the “Yankee Grass Seed” as a souvenir at a Yanks’ game for $20. The “Authentic New York Yankee Grass Seed” was designed as an inaugural season collectible and contains the same seed that was used in Yankee Stadium.
“It’s all in good fun. It wasn’t meant to be malicious in any way. I just wanted to add fuel to the rivalry fire,” he said.
Just one problem with Ferris’ diabolical plan. The Red Sox already use Kentucky Bluegrass. So much for a new curse.