TALKARAZZI: Celeb News

HOLLYWOOD UPDATES:

1. Confirmed!: Jon & Kate to Divorce – After months of speculation, the 10-year marriage of Jon & Kate Plus Eight’s stars Kate and Jon Gosselin appears to be coming to an end, a source close to the situation tells PEOPLE. Documents to initiate a legal split were filed in Pennsylvania Monday afternoon.

Fans who have watched the couple’s popular TLC show – or read the voluminous coverage of the Gosselin marriage in the press – will hardly be surprised: The duo had long maintained a tense relationship, with Jon recently telling PEOPLE he wanted a less high-profile life, while Kate appeared to remain committed to their TV career.

2.   CHRIS BROWN AVOIDS SHOWDOWN: Brown scuttled the long-awaited court showdown between the former flames as he copped a plea today and managed to avoid jail time for their now infamous Feb. 8 altercation.

The 20-year-old singer pleaded guilty to felony assault and was put on five years’ probation and ordered to enroll in an anti-domestic violence program. He must perform 180 days of community service and must have all his travel vetted by a probation officer.

He is due to be formally sentenced Aug. 5, at which time a charge of making criminal threats is expected to be dismissed.

3.  SAY GOODBYE TO HEIDI AND SPENCER PRATT: As far as E! is concerned, the conspicuous couple occasionally self-referred to as Speidi are gone!

An overwhelming 94 percent of voters elected for the Hills stars’ immediate expulsion. Consider them gone from our wheelhouse, voted off the island, fired, out and any other appropriate reality-show catchphrase.

4.    PEREZ HILTON IN TROUBLE WITH HIS OWN: What to do if GLAAD can’t rely on Hollywood’s self-proclaimed gossip queen to avoid the F-word?

The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation is none too pleased with blogger Perez Hilton for mixing a few antigay slurs into his diatribe against Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am.

“I don’t need to respect you, and you’re a f-g. You’re gay, and stop being such a f—-t,” the openly gay Hilton said in a videoblog response to reports of a fight between him and the hip-hop singer last night in Toronto.

“These are vulgar antigay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community,” said Rashad Robinson, senior director of Media Programs at GLAAD. “For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous.

“It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting antigay attitudes.”

Ms. California

There are also moral repercussions stemming from homosexual behavior as evidenced by the fact that one third of all sexual crimes against children are committed by homosexuals even though they are representative of only one percent of the population. Pedophilia has even been called central to the gay lifestyle. The agenda of the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) is to lower the age of consent so that sex with children will be legal.

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Dancing with the stars is horrible and they better be paying them big bucks because another star is injured. Bachelor reject Melissa Rycroft is out for the count. The former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has suffered a painful rib hairline fracture on Monday. She will be able to continue dancing after some rest

Lady Gaga was almost arrested in Russia, according to her Twitter. The singer, currently traveling through Europe, Tweeted: “They tried to arrest me in Russia, for leather at St. Basil’s. But all is calm in the red square, as I leave the east Parisbound.”

Barbara Steisand’s much anticipated and expensive bombed Saturday night. The special was viewed by 4.9 million viewers. I bet CBS is thrilled.

Octo-mom is planning on adding to her family by getting a dog. Just what she has time for

Kim Kardashian posted new pictures of her blonde hair that you can find on our website, but she punk’d us. It was a wig

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Mike Tyson offered us his opinion on Chris Brown and Baby RiRi In a new interview, Tyson says, “It’s none of my business, but you know what I say about that? I understand the situation. I understand passion with young kids,” adding that “He’s [Brown] just a little baby that don’t know how to handle his emotions when it comes to a woman.” But of course, he also said, “Do I think it’s right to beat up a woman? No — hell no. Have I hit a woman before? Hell yeah. Was I wrong? Hell yeah. I’m a product of that environment. Do I regret ever doing that? Hell yeah. Would I do it again? Never.”

Reports are saying that Kevin Federline got a fat offer to be a spokesman for NutriSystem. He has gained 40 pounds in the past year. A friend says, “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money. He’s seriously thinking it over.”

Rumors were swarming earlier this week that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were broken up but no no no. My dad went to the laker game Tuesday night and they got put on the 3rd quarter “kiss me” and mack daddied. Don’t believe my father? Pics are online

In a couple weeks Rihanna will be performing at a concert in Dubai. However reports are now saying that she is planning a North American tour and Keyshia Cole and Ciara are in talks to join. Rihanna and Ciara’s rep are yet to comment and Keyshia’s said she isn’t in talks and wants to do a tour on her own.

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So this Miss Usa Drama is out of control. This is what happened on Sunday night. (Clip). Perez and Carrie Prejean are taking to every media outlet and she is not backing down. Of course, Perez went to Larry King and Carrie Prejean went to Fox News. She saud that if she had had another question she would have won. Uh lets take this one step at a time.

Jess from The Veronicas who is openly gay took to her Twitter page saying “Thinks I would have made a MUCH better candidate for MISS CALI… at least my views within society are EVOVLED fromt he caveman era!!!!!!!”

So we haven’t had some Dancing With the Stars injuries lately but Jewel’s husband, rodeo Star Ty Murray suffered injuries on DWTS. Jewel took to her twitter saying ” Just got to the show- DWTS- Chelsea fell on tys head and a rib got dislocated! This show is so DANGEROUS!

How I Met Your Mother Neil Patrick Harris had a little mishap on Sunday night during the TV Land Awards. His tuxedo caught on fire during a pre-taped skit with Survivor’s Jeff Probst.

Life and Style Weekly asked Lauren Conrad if she will be attending Heidi and Spencer’s wedding and she said “proably not”. She is done filming The Hills so maybe she wants over time.

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Lance Armstrong does drugs. On March 17th he had to take a drug test fro the AFLD and even though his hair, blood and urine were all found drug free, the AFLD is claiming that he did not respect the obligation to remain under direct and permanent observation of the doctors. Why Lance? What are you hiding?

Wednesday night Britney Spears was in Vancouver and had to stop and take a break 3 songs in because the arena was so heavily filled with smoke… MaryJane that is. She then ended the show with saying “Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!”

Britney and Kevin may be getting back together. A “Family Friend” told the tabloids that Brit and Kevin can’t keep there hands off each other. They have been getting frisky whenever the two have 5 minutes to themselves: dressing rooms, tour bus, hotels. “They’re like newlyweds all over again” Said the friend to Star Magazine

I smell a shaved head coming. Lindsay Lohan has been using the paps to get info on Samantha Ronson
“Lindsay Lohan was out last night [Tuesday] at a Tattoo Parlor. She was calling the paps to see who Samantha was with at the Chateau Marmont.”

Victoria Beckham will be appearing on a future episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. She will be the voice behind Queen Amphirite, the goddess of the sea, in an episode titled “Neptune’s Party”. It will not air until summer 2010

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Chris Brown walked into an LA court room on Monday afternoon 30 minutes late and plead “not guilty” to felony charges against him. His lawyers are trying to get a plea deal ready so they can avoid a court case.
Guess the intervention worked because yesterday Lohan confirmed that they are broken up and she is working on herself

The Ronson’s staged an intervention last week that was not about drugs but to rid Sam of Lindsay Lohan Sam’s mom claims Lindsay was doing drugs this past weekend and does everything for attention. Oh and that she cuts herself.

The Hills premiered last night and boy was it intense. Heidi and Spencer seem to be showing us how it ends, Lauren got teary eyed. I think she is a mess and pathetic

Eminem has dropped his new single and I love it. He name drops everyone from Jessica Simpson to Lindsay Lohan, saMAN Ronson, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, Superman, Elvis and Sarah Palin.

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Lindsay Lohan went to her Twitter page this weekend to fight or end it with gal pal Samantha Ronson. Lindsay accused Sam of doing drugs and then brough Lily Allen into this all by telling her she is flying to San Fran to see her. Lame girls good for Twitter

Jimmy Fallon was thrown out of a restaurant in NYC and he went to his Twitter to tell fans to boycott the establishment. He was with his 11 month old and 2 year old niece and apparently the restaurant is not into babies.

This weekend Heidi Montag’s song More is More leaked to the internet and the song features her cussing in it. Her publicist released this statement. I forgot this bitch was class

On Friday, without my knowledge, a new song of mine, More is More, leaked on the Internet. This edit was never intended to be released and was cut from the album. I sincerely apologize to all my fans who were subjected to the profane chorus.

God Bless,
- Heidi

A few weeks ago I reported about M.J allegely trying to stop the auction of his stuff from taking place. A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge has ruled the return of Jacko’s items to the auction house before the April 22nd auction is to take place.
However, Jackson’s legal team are taking the case before another judge April 15th in a last-minute scheme to stop the sale.

Nicolas Cage may be going broke but at least he was smart and will not be whoring himself out on a reality show. After successfully selling his castle in
Germany to a wealthy attorney recently, Cage is selling more properties, including homes in the Bahamas, Nevada, California, Rhode Island, and Louisiana. The home in new orleans was bought for 3.45 and is selling for 3.7 mil. Hey at least he made some money

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Jamie Foxx was almost trapped in his hotel room in Phili because a 49 yr old creeper attempted to force his way in. The attacker said he was Beyonce’s manager and tried to force his way in but fox fought back.
This happened on March 22nd and then on Tuesday Jamie’s security spotted the man and called police. He has been arrested

Zooey Deschanel doesn’t find it cool when people mistake her for Katy Perry. She said “Its a bit annoyin,g to be totlly blunt. The only similarity that we have is that we look a bit alike.”
“I think we lead very different lives. At some point I feel like this will stop being a thing. I like the way my life goes. It’s sort of strange to be associated with someone that’s doing such different stuff than me. It’s weird.”

Sex and the City has set a date. Carrie Bradshaw will be coming to theaters on May 28th 2010. Kind of wild because Jake Gyllenhaal’s Prince of Persia is coming out the same day.

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Britney Spears is monitored like a prison inmate. Britney is Struggling to free herself of her father’s control.
On Wednesday in an LA Court, Osama Lutfi’s little sister Christina testified that she secretly brought Brit a cell phone so she could talk to Sam.
Britney told Christina she wanted to get ahold of Sam, wanted him to help her find a lawyer.
She was scared because her father was blackmailing with visitation rights over the kiddos
Where did Britney meet Christina? In a suana at a hotel gym!!!!

Heidi and Spencer are breaking up. The highly publicized split is reportedly part of a four part cover deal made with a certain tabloid magazine months ago for $200,000.
A friend of the couple has confirmed the actual story has been written for weeks

Debbie Phelps is writing a book on memoir, A Mother for All Seasons. She is going to cover the weed and the DUI’s and will be making lots of money

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Although a few years ago Destiny’s Child called it quits, they are reuniting. However it is not by choice because sources are saying they still owe their label another album. It is likely to happen in 2011

Whitney Port is shoving a loofah in Rob Pattinson’s face! The MTV star had some words to say about Twilight “I havent read the books, but I saw the movie… I thought the movie was really bad” However she did say Rob was good-looking but the acting was just bad

So MTV has some good news. Real World has been picked up for another four seasons and there will also be producing more episodes of Real World/Road Rules Challenge

I do not give a flying eff about them but I was watching it last night and these bitches are so wack!!!!! Countess LuAnna de Lesseps. She has been married for 16 years to Count Alexandre de Lesseps but will not lose her title

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Andre 3000 was pulled over on the I-75 outside of Atlanta driving 109 miles per hour – 44 miles over the speed limit. He was arrested and released after posting an unnamed bond amount

Isaiah Washington was evicted from his LA home yesterday after failing to pay 5 months of rent, racking up 100,000 in debt. House keepers were spotted packing up boxes

Friend of the Block Real House Jeana Keough was part of a death threat drama with cast mate Vicki Gunvalson. A fan made a threat via phone and email and told Jeana to relax because she “would take care of her”

Fox News is reporting that Rihanna is refusing to cooperate with the LA DA prosecuting Chris Brown. She just wants the whole thing to go away and is not happy with the photo being leaked.

Lindsay Lohan has been seen driving a $100,000 Maserati and TMZ has learned that they know who the car belongs to – Dennis DeSantis – a porn producer who’s work include Butt Sluts and Origama So Horny. He is letting her drive it with no strings attached.

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They’re making Madonna pay a waiting game. On Monday, a Malawian judge held a closed-door court hearing with Madonna regarding her application to adopt 3 year old Mercy. The hearing was adjourned until Friday because the grandmother is fussing.

Elton John turned 62 and had his Birthday party at Hamburger Hamlet in LA. The Osbournes and Cindy Crawford were in attendance

Tim Allen had baby #2 named Elizabeth and is his 1st baby with wife Jane.

On Friday I reported that Rihanna was giving Frankie Delgado, Brody’s manager, a lapdance. Well luckily he is denying saying she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. Its Hollywood, people talk a lot

Rob Pattinson was interviewed and cleaned up his mess
Interviewer: Is it true that, I don’t know if you saw this, but a source on the set of ‘New Moon’ said that you don’t smell good, that you don’t shower?

Robert: I haven’t even been on the set yet!

Interviewer: You know the same thing went around about Zac Efron a while ago; that he doesn’t shower.

Robert: Really? He looks like he smells really good [laughs]. I also do shower.

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I reported a few days ago that Zac Efron dropped out of footloose because he wants to leave the musical scene. According to Variety, efron might be teaming up with Burr Steers, who directed his latest flick, 17 again. The idea is for Efron to star in an adaptation of the book The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud.

Ryan Reynolds has fallen hard from Twilight. He was out promoting Adventureland and he described smelly Rob Pattinson by saying “Oh my god, are you kidding me. Robert Pattinson in a word: Dreamy”

Jennifer Love Hewitt and new love Jamie Kennedy took romantic vacation together in Mexico. They were spotted by the pool yesterday. Lame

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are having a change of heart. Ok Magazine reports that the wedding is off buy they are still in love, living together and very happy. She feels there is no need for a ring and a piece of paper

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Well if Octo-Mom gets her kids taken away, she’ll be rolling in the dough. She told The Nation Enquirer, of all publications, “Its true that I was a topless dancer, but thats all”.
Nadya confessed to a friend, “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

D-Bag Lance Armstrong, according to his twitter, is undergoing surgery this morning for his broken collarbone

Sources on the set of Twilight and New Moon say that d-bag Rob Pattinson isn’t found of showering. They say he stinks, its awful and it drives people crazy

According to Star Magazine, not very reputable, the reason the fairy tale romance of Jen Aniston and John Mayer is because he chose Twitter over her. Sources say

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ He didn’t even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn’t work out. He took the break-up like a man.”

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Harrison Ford popped the question to my favorite Calista Flockhard. Ford asked the question over valentines weekend and now it is finally coming out so congrats

Bruce Willis tied the knot to model Emma Heming for the second time this weekend in his Parrot Cay Turks and Caicos home. The Willis clan was in attendance – Demi, Ashton, Rumer, Tallulah Belle and some sources are saying Madonna showed. There reps say they will officially tie the know in California upon their arrival

Natasha Beddingfield got married this weekend also to businessman Matthew Robinson in Malibu on Satuday. 150 guests watched her walk down the isle at the chateau at the Church Estates Vineyards.

Multiple sources are revealing to perezhilton.com that Josh Groban and Katy Perry are dating. Gross

MIA is getting right back to work. She will be performing on the second night at Coachella aka April 18th.

Kristin Davis, the famous madam has revealed that A-Rod was one of her firm’s clients. In 2006 they met back at NYC gym and started paying for sex with one of the call girls over a dozen times meeting at the four seasons. He got bored with this woman and wanted Davis herself. They exchanged text messages of A-Rod begging for her but instead, she gave him a picture and he creepily wrote back “Kristin, I definitely will and I love the pics. I put the one on my cell so I can look at you all the time. Alex.”

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Jessica Simpson may be on the market soon because papa Joe is wanting her to call it quits with Tony saying that he is too much of a distraction the National Enquirer reports

Today is the day of the break ups. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not doing well. A friend of Jessica’s tells the Chicago Sun Times “Things are not going as smoothly as they would want people to think they are” So are they just very good actors?

Madonna nailed the final nail on baby Jesus’ cross. Sources are saying that she is growing old of there relationship. Duh

Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit is still stuck on Britney Spears. He said that dating britney “just became a fiasco”. His reason for Britney’s denial “I just guess at the time it was taboo for a guy like to be associated with a gal like her.”

T.R. Knight got into a car accident yesterday. Knight was trying to make a left turn in Hollywood with heavy  construction around. Two other vehicles were involved. The two other drivers were taken by ambulance to the hosptial but Knight walked about scratch free

Fame whores Kathy Griffin, Gloria Estefan and Rosie O’Donnell were spotted driving topless, convertible, in Miami… Uh attention whores?

I reported yesterday that my girl MiMi and Nick Cannon were moving to Santa Monica but I guess she decided to she wanted to be in the heart of LA. Rumor has it that she made an offer on Fleur Lys in Beverly Hills and it is listed at 125 million dollars. The home was built by Texan billionaire David Saperstein and has 15 bedrooms, gold embossed leather wall coverings, gold-leaf crown moldings a ballroom with ceiling frescoes and a library complete with rare books oh and a 3,000 square foot managers house

There is a Chris Brown and Rihanna rumored sex tape i really don’t care

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Ellen DeGeneres is in for a busy year. She will be lending her voice to the new Warnes Bros. animated movie, Dog Show
She just signed on to play Mother Nature in an upcoming unnamed flick written by Jenny Bicks, a sex in the city writer
Ellen joked by saying “ive always wanted to control the weather.”

My girl Mimi and her hubby nick cannon are moving to LA because she wants to act more. Her and Nick are looking for homes in Santa Monica an insider says

Justin TImberlake has been making regular visits to a mexican distillery to develop his own brand of tequila… uhh

Jenna James named her twins and im not talking about the two on her chest. jameson and ufc fighter tito ortiz named there twin boys jesse james ortiz and journey jett ortiz… wow

kanye west has been charged with three criminal misdemeanor – vandalism, battery and grand theft. His manager Don Crowley, was charged with two counts of vandalism, two counts of battery and two counts of grand theft

Jen & John Call It Quits….Again

Are you sick of this yet? Jen has completely lived out her role as the older woman who is unmarried and unable to stay in a relationship. The tabloids are reporting that John waited for Jen to come home from her trip abroad to promote the Marley movie to tell her that he’s over it. Jen, find a REGULAR guy and just fade into the background and forget having a high profile relationship. It’s not worth it. Real advice from Cassie – believe me, you’ll thank me.